Melaka trip
3 days 2 nights in Melaka was a fun trip with my sister, gIANt cousin, Sean, Amelia, Uncle KC and Leegen Gugu. My brother did not come along as he had to work who currently enjoy working full time as a cashier in the Store. How weird of him. My brother actually likes to work and I didn’t know all this while. I hardly even see him nowadays as his daily schedule is like wake up around 11, watch tv (the only time to meet him), an hour later get ready to work, eat lunch then off to work, come back around 10.30, eat and sleep. And he’ll be like this till the end of this month! Anyway back to the trip. The first day was last Thursday was only me, my sister, gIANt, Sean and his dad, Uncle Kian, left a day earlier to Melaka. It was raining heavily during the journey; it was as if the dark clouds were chasing after us till we reach Melaka.
After unpacking our luggage at the pent house which owned by my granddad in Tengkera I think, we went to Mahkota Parade which sadly was the only complex we have ever been to so far, to buy some food so that we can cook it ourselves later if Uncle Kian was to leave us tonight as he had some seminar or something like that. So, we won’t be starving especially my fat gIANt, he will die of not eating enough, not at least till Uncle KC and family to come. Therefore, my two cousins headed into GIANT (don’t get confused, gIANt is my cousin Ian who looks like a giant and GIANT is a supermarket where gIANt find it heaven as he can find lots of food inside), and started to grab food like they were in a competition. Both Sean and Ian had got same brains; both went separate ways but ended up getting same food. Inside Ian’s trolley, there’s cereal, sausages, bacons,
Milo , bread, chili and tomato sauce, eggs, cookies, coffee powder and milk. While for Sean’s, there’s sausages again, bread again, Milo again, red bean ice creams, orange and apple juice, French fries, 2 tins of Campbell soups, and milk again. They only noticed that they got the same items before heading to the cashier, no wonder they’re brothers. Sean kept asking me whether I want nuggets, biscuits, junk food or anything else. Are we staying in the pent house for life? Well at least the total of rm180 of food will not hunger my two giant cousins.
We had our dinner at some restaurant in Jonker Walk. I recommended them to try out satay celup (it’s like lok-lok but with different sauce, this one is satay sauce). And to my expectation, they LOVE it. I have no idea why I have become like one of the giants. Maybe it’s because of them; all they do is just eat and eat and eat. I had 25 sticks in the end, Sean had I think 40 and above, Ian something like that too, my uncle maybe around 30 something and my sister, maybe a bit less than me. Everything we ate was fantastic, it’s like living in heaven and we almost finish half the fridge. Pity the servant who worked there had to keep refilling the tray. We were like monsters as we ate altogether around 150 sticks! But the food there is so cheap and the total was only rm85 plus drinks. Sean who is having diet all this long, continued eating while we were back in the pent house, offered to cook French fries for us, asking us to eat cookies and ice-creams. He ended up eating cookies and ice-creams all by himself. I guess he hasn’t been eating for centuries, that’s why he was now eating as much as he can.
Ian started setting up his play station 2 and we played Bomberman. Sean has been screaming and yelling whenever he dies, while Ian’s only excuse of dying was because he sacrifices his life just to rescue the others (kononnya). We took turns to play and whenever Sean has got free time, he will start taking me, my sister and Ian’s pictures with his camera phone. That is his favorite hobby, to take ugly pictures of us when we aren’t aware of it. He captured loads while we were in the car before arriving Melaka. Usually at home, Ian will become his victim (took pictures of Ian sleeping every single morning), and now that he has got new faces to take, me and my sister eventually became his victim. One of them was me looking down at something showing out my double chin. So horrible! He threatened to put up on Friendster. He’s evil! So, the only 2 solutions will be either you block your whole face and avoid the camera or you smile and make sure you look good all the time. The 3 of us has been busy pressing the joystick and using it to cover our face as it was impossible for us to smile while playing.
We played Cadoo later on. One of the game was Ian partnered me and he as usual, like to do everything by himself (cause he thinks he is smart), acted out in front of us. But then he kept showing out a heart shape on his left hand side chest. I only manage to guess love and heart, my sister said nothing and Sean, “Boob!”, and “Tits!”. I know, he’s sick, and Ian trying so hard to show it out and his heart shape is going lower and lower forming endless heart shape downwards. And Sean straight away, “Boob sagging!!!” Oh my god! Sean’s so perverted! What’s wrong with his brain? But everyone roared with laughter except for the innocent Ian. In the end, the answer was “sheriff”. Wtf! Is there anything to do with heart shape??? He explained that it wasn’t a heart shape but a sheriff badge with four pointed edges. Oh well. Anyway, even brainless Ian teamed with Sean, Sean still wins and he kept declaring himself as a genius, whatever.
The so-called genius, besides liking a lot to take ugly pictures but also loves to scare the hell out of me and my sister. Whenever we were in the toilet, he will off the light and say, “Be careful, there is a hand coming out from the toilet bowl and it will grab your bum! Faster run!” Isn’t he such a jerk? He just watches too much horror movies, so creative.
How all of us wished Sean has to go back earlier for his Maxis shooting, but unfortunately, he convinced his dad to let him stay one night in Melaka. So, we kept asking him to sleep early as he has to wake up early in the morning the next day to go back to KL. But he just didn’t want to sleep, and kept tormenting us continuously till 1 a.m. I know he is good looking, soon to be rich (Maxis paying him 9k for the advert, Milo paying him 6k for billboard advert), soon to be a star, but that doesn’t mean he can treat us like that and why can’t he just act a little more mature and more like a fifteen year old teenager? And worst of all, he’s my youngest “baby” cousin…
December 12th, 2006 at 7:19 am
eyh.. y ur cousin so keng de.. can earn so much money.. T.T i oso want!
December 12th, 2006 at 7:22 am
and by the way.. da green is kinda bright..