Christian Bear
Heard this joke from church…
A man was caught by a bear in forest and started to pray to God…
"God, please help me… please ask this bear not to eat me… I know that I’m only praying when i needed help… but please make this bear become a christian so it wouldn’t eat me!!"
And so…
the bear lifted up both of its paw….
and began to….
pray…
"father lord, thank you so much for the meal today…" XD